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me day means a nice man from Dominos will soon be bringing me a pizza, wedges and a big tub of Phish food.

Get in my mouth.



typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 



buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman



verticalfood:

Vegan Creamy Tomato Soup

verticalfood:

Vegan Creamy Tomato Soup



verticalfood:

Pretzel Dogs (by Creme De La Crumb)

verticalfood:

Pretzel Dogs (by Creme De La Crumb)



verticalfood:

Mozzarella Cheese Sticks

verticalfood:

Mozzarella Cheese Sticks



(Source: verticalfood)



mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself




vinebox:

Hoes be like




kennakittymeow:

vinebox:

When you home alone

Spot on.

(Source: vinebox)



Bath time thought.
I think it’s funny how my follower count has kind of plateaued since I stopped posting so many semi dressed selfies and butt selfies.
But then, it hasn’t gone down.

Came for the ass, stayed for the weirdness.



#lushcosmetics Brightside bubble bar. Looks amazing and smells it too #nofilter

#lushcosmetics Brightside bubble bar. Looks amazing and smells it too #nofilter



lexi-lemons:

loveeee thissssss

lexi-lemons:

loveeee thissssss

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wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me